Question: What do Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Anniston and Jennifer Lopez all have in common?

Answer: Yesterday.

It is a brand new year and a brand fresh decade. Out with the wrinkles and in with the freckles. As most of you would –should- know by now, all men carry in the back of their heads –wallets- a list of 5 dream women so hot they could melt the sun into cheese just by winking at it. To help you further understand the types of women to choose from as your role models in your neverending quest for everlasting love, here are some of the more audacious choices that help define the modern day beauty.

5) The Rihanna
Bold, black and beautiful, The Rihanna personality is a showcase of raw talent and defiant courage. Anyone who suffers and stands up to physical violence at the hands of another global superstar (the hearts all over the world tonight are looking at you Forever, Chris) is an inspiration to young women all over. The Rihanna says ‘Stand Up For Your Rights’. Brave is the new sexy.

4) The Katy Perry
It is a commonly known universal secret that all men are turned on by girl on girl fantasies. So when this preacher’s daughter’s chart breaking ‘I Kissed A Girl’ broke chart records all over, she immediately earned herself a place in many a wallet. The Katy Perry is metrosexual and brand spanking new age. She defies conventions with a chest thumping roar. We love that she stands as a symbol for modern women who dare to be different. Also, she kissed a girl and we liked it.

3) The Tina Fey
The multi award winning Tina Fey was Saturday Night Live’s first female head writer in what still is a predominantly male infested industry. It is the real world’s equivalent of your father being Victoria Secret’s model of the year. The Tina Fey is a career woman who dares to achieve despite the impossible odds. She is strong willed, determined, yet not the b**ch archetypes that we’re so used to identifying women like her with. On the contrary, she is nerdy, fun, funny and everyone’s best friend; the perfect new age boss to aspire for. Or at least, to work for.

2) Michelle Obama
You thought this was going to be a silly list full of eye searing but bimbotic Megan Fox clones? Guess again. The 21st century man wants to be with a 21st century woman. And that means a successful career woman, a caring mother, an advocate of human rights, a tireless social worker, and wife to the most powerful man in America. But this was supposed to be a list of hot role models, you say? Vanity Fair voted her among the World’s 10 Best Dressed People for two years running. People magazine did the same. The Michelle Obama is powerful, inspirational and utterly professional in making other women look like Minnie Mouse. She makes lesser men ovulate.

1)  Megan Fox.
Guess again.